Hindi sms

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

no visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR, Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

.Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega, Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!

Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...

Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge, waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka, bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain, Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain, Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi, Ham khud kaise kahe ki hum aapse pyaar karte hain.

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samajh sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...

Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khudaehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..

!Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate???? Jaago Grahak Jaago

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota? Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe. Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.

4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It ’ s a gal

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Think... think... think... Marjava & Mitjava

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.

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Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
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